We got stuck at work pretty late earlier this week. We ordered dinner and a couple of us gathered in one of the larger offices to eat. A few minutes in, a coworker decided to video chat via IM with his 11 year old daughter since he wouldn’t be home to say goodnight.

Our supervisor didn’t know about the video chat when he walked into the room. He saw my coworker with food and jokingly said, “Oh I got something for you to eat.” He then gestured as if he was ejaculating into my coworker’s mouth. My coworker’s daughter asked, “Dad, what is he doing” and the supervisor froze in place, horrified.

“I was just trying to have dinner with my little girl, man,” my coworker said.

The supervisor was genuinely embarrassed. He leaned into the frame and waved apologetically to the little girl. “Hey, I’m really sorry. I’m a reeeeeaaaaal asshole. Sorry. Seriously.” He left the room, shaking his head and muttering to himself. I almost felt bad for him.

“So that’s my boss,” my coworker said to his daughter.