Wal-Mart Cadillac, originally uploaded by Eric B. Shanks.

A friend just sent me this photo of a “Cadillac” he found in a Wal-Mart parking lot in the Deep South.

Wal-Mart Cadillac, originally uploaded by Eric B. Shanks.

In addition to the Cadillac emblem, please note the rusted Gorbachev-Birthmark roof, the baby shoes and Confederate Flag dice hanging from the mirror, the Skoal, the “I love my cat!” sticker, the…phew…I’m really getting exhausted trying to list all the awesomeness associated with this automobile.

What was I saying? Oh yeah, is that a dirty confederate flag bandana next to the radar detector?