Champagne Hercules » Videos http://champagnehercules.com/blog Hi. I am an idiot. Mon, 26 Sep 2011 18:29:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Dating Site for the Living-Impaired Might be a Real Thing. Might Be. http://champagnehercules.com/blog/dating-site-for-the-living-impaired-might-be-a-real-thing-might-be http://champagnehercules.com/blog/dating-site-for-the-living-impaired-might-be-a-real-thing-might-be#comments Mon, 20 Jun 2011 06:03:19 +0000 Eric http://champagnehercules.com/blog/?p=921 Click here to view the embedded video.

]]> http://champagnehercules.com/blog/dating-site-for-the-living-impaired-might-be-a-real-thing-might-be/feed 1 Can Someone Make a Proper Mashup of these Songs Please? http://champagnehercules.com/blog/can-someone-make-a-proper-mashup-of-these-songs-please http://champagnehercules.com/blog/can-someone-make-a-proper-mashup-of-these-songs-please#comments Sat, 04 Jun 2011 02:09:51 +0000 Eric http://champagnehercules.com/blog/?p=872 Listen on SoundCloud ]]> http://champagnehercules.com/blog/can-someone-make-a-proper-mashup-of-these-songs-please/feed 0 I mades this. http://champagnehercules.com/blog/i-mades-this http://champagnehercules.com/blog/i-mades-this#comments Tue, 17 May 2011 15:44:07 +0000 Eric http://champagnehercules.com/blog/?p=861 Click here to view the embedded video.

]]> http://champagnehercules.com/blog/i-mades-this/feed 1 I love myself http://champagnehercules.com/blog/i-love-myself http://champagnehercules.com/blog/i-love-myself#comments Thu, 05 May 2011 00:24:13 +0000 Eric http://champagnehercules.com/blog/?p=856 Click here to view the embedded video.

]]> http://champagnehercules.com/blog/i-love-myself/feed 0 The Social Network: NASCAR Sequence http://champagnehercules.com/blog/the-social-network-nascar-sequence http://champagnehercules.com/blog/the-social-network-nascar-sequence#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 03:42:23 +0000 Eric http://champagnehercules.com/blog/?p=847

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I made this today.

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]]> http://champagnehercules.com/blog/mondays/feed 0 2264 Miles in 2 Minutes http://champagnehercules.com/blog/2264-miles-in-2-minutes http://champagnehercules.com/blog/2264-miles-in-2-minutes#comments Thu, 30 Dec 2010 18:20:36 +0000 Eric http://champagnehercules.com/blog/?p=831 Click here to view the embedded video.

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]]> http://champagnehercules.com/blog/bikes-trails-spiders/feed 0 I Forgot About Your New Bridge, Charleston http://champagnehercules.com/blog/i-forgot-about-your-new-bridge-charleston http://champagnehercules.com/blog/i-forgot-about-your-new-bridge-charleston#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 12:41:28 +0000 Eric http://champagnehercules.com/blog/?p=805 Click here to view the embedded video.

]]> http://champagnehercules.com/blog/i-forgot-about-your-new-bridge-charleston/feed 0 Suburban Rob Zombie Versus Pavement (not the Band) http://champagnehercules.com/blog/suburban-rob-zombie-versus-pavement-not-the-band http://champagnehercules.com/blog/suburban-rob-zombie-versus-pavement-not-the-band#comments Sun, 04 Apr 2010 15:28:47 +0000 Eric http://champagnehercules.com/blog/?p=786 While waiting at a red light this morning, I saw a white dude with dreads, lip ring, nose ring, and those lobe-stretching earrings riding a skateboard down a steep hill towards the intersection. He wore a leather jacket, military-style cargo pants, boots, and bug-eyed shades. He was Suburban Rob Zombie.

Rob Zombie

When Suburban Rob Zombie (SRZ, for short) neared the bottom of the hill, he hit a bump. The skateboard stopped but SRZ propelled forward and hit the pavement like he was in a belly-flop contest at a pool party. Luckily, SRZ missed landing directly in the intersection, thus avoiding further injury by being run over by passing cars. He picked himself up, looked to see if anyone saw the fall aside from the guy staring at him like the OMG cat (me) and then limped back uphill to get the skateboard.

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He started to get back onto the skateboard, reconsidered and tucked it under his arm and walked it down instead. After a few more steps, he sat on the curb and began checking himself for injuries, not as a guy who’d just hit the pavement face-first at 20 mph, but casually and coolly as if he was yawning and stretching. He checked for blood on his head by running his fingers through his hair like he was Christian Slater (obviously not the the Christian Slater from Gleaming the Cube since that Christian Slater never took spills). The light didn’t turn green for at least 2 minutes after the guy fell so I just sat there watching and wondering when SRZ would give up trying to look cool and give in to the pain and humiliation of wiping out on the street. Not until the guy in the Mini Cooper drives away, apparently.

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